Just saw the first six minutes of The Dark Knight Rises. I have two words. Holy. Fuck.
This is the most retarded fucking thing ever. Fuck you CAD.
(Source: thundergodinthedigitalage)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via deku-nutsss)
Fuck yes. I hate how even “nice guys” who “aren’t sexist” still have enough internalized patriarchy to think “in the kitchen”’ jokes are teh lolz
I make in the kitchen jokes everyday. So does my girlfriend. And we laugh about them together. So this is untrue.
(Source: ashleymisfit, via floral-skirt-deactivated2012012)
Oh my god best shit I’ve ever read.
Bowser!? BITCH AIN’T GOT SHIT!
Sephiroth?! Nah man, get dicked!
If you’re thinking of bosses, and you’re not thinking of this mother fucker right here, then you can get one, son.
YOU SEE THIS GUY!? He’s a big ass wolf! And why does this big ass wolf wanna fight you? You touched his sword!
“Wait? Why does a wolf have a sword?”
“BECAUSE OF EAT SHIT AND GET CHOPPED, BITCH!”
This mother fucker has a sword. Explanations? You need one? NOPE! Big sword, big ass wolf. It’s happening. It can’t be stopped.
You may be thinking, “In this game of magic and mysticism and talking creatures, this wolf must say some threatening stuff! He’s probably got a scary voice!”
BITCH! WOLVES DON’T TALK! This guy right here has no words for you, all he has are some slashes and hacks, and he is also A GIANT GODDAMN WOLF! Talking is for bitches, so you best keep runnin’ dat mouth, bitch!
What kind of attacks can it do with a sword? Won’t he have to like, situate the sword over and over again? And can’t it only pretty much just spin around with a sword in it’s mouth? I mean, it’s a wolf, not a ninja.
AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE DO! He doesn’t need to be anything BUT a wolf. Hands are for bitches, clenching swords in teeth like a mother fucking boss! Oh, you wanna run away? Well here he comes! He is one quick twist of the neck from chopping your head into eighteen pieces!
You want telegraphed enemy patterns? You wanna know what attack he is gonna do? Did you see him barely move his head for a millisecond? Oh, you didn’t? Well, that was it. That was your warning. But by then your bitchass is deader than your undead son of a bitch self already is! Telegraphing moves is for bitches! That is what he’d say, if he fucking talked, which he doesn’t, cause HE IS A GODDAMN WOLF! WHO IS GIANT! WITH A SWORD HOLY SHIT!The Great Grey Wolf Sif.
LEARN THIS MOTHER FUCKER!
Oh my God I can’t even stop laughing..
(Source: insanitygenetic)
Haha. No.
A special forces military team killed Osama.
Libyan rebels ultimately found Gaddafi.
It’s hard to actually fuck up a hurricane that wasn’t that bad to begin with.
This country is in worse shape than it’s ever been.
That’s not nearly enough doughnuts to go around at all.
Nice try, but I really hope that this guy gets voted out of the white house. He’s done nothing but make this country worse and sadly enough, no one who voted for him will actually admit it. Damned liberals think they know everything.
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